Munna bhai becomes software engineer

apun jaisay tappori s/w Engg. ko kya maalum...
saala programming kis chidiya ka naam hai...
template mein subclassing kar k apanaa time pass hota hai....
copy paste kaa kaam milta hai bas apun khush...!!!
fir ye coding kaa lafdaa locha kaiko?
aray kaiko ?
aray kaiko ray?

fir aik din boleto apun ko log mila.....
ya haaaaaaaaaa!!!!

saala apun ka khopdi chakkar kha gaya...
computer ke saath dil saala takkar kha gayaa...!!!

apun ko lagaa apun ka beda paar ho gaya...
boleto baap saala apun ko bhi kaam mil gaya...!!!

din bhar apun computer ke aagay...
koi lafdaa nahi kuch nahi...
teen din na Raghu se raada na Abbhi se pangaa
bass choop chaap...

apun kaa bhidulog saala dar gaya...
bola kya be "munna" saala tu bhi programmer ban gaya...!!!

phir aik din apun ko kaam karta daikh vikya bola...
ye mannu bhai kya coding bana rela hai baap...!!!
vikya ko pakdaa... bola idhar aa shaane tereko coding sikhata hai...
saale ko itnaa dhoya itnaa dhoyaa...
abhi tak thobdaa waakadaa hai ...
aur aaj tak uska forms ke saath chattis kaa aakdaa hai...!!!

samzaa ...?
samzaa...?
samzaaa naa...?

(fir ...? fir kya huwa..?)

fir aik din apun ne coding poora kar diya...
form poora kar k apun nay testing ko bhej diya...!!!
lagataa tha ab apun ka kaam khatam ho gaya...!!!
per DTS mein issues dekhake sala apun darr gaya...!!!

apun ke saamnay tester nay apun ki coding mein kaee galtiyaa nikaleen...
apun ki coding ki poori waat laga di....
apun udharich khadaa thaa...
par apun kuch nahi bola...
kaiko bolega?
kaiko...?

saala aik, aik kaam kiya thaa... us mein bhi itne bugs...!!
per apun aik ansoo nahi roya...
kaiko roye ga...?
kaiko..?

saala apunich yedaa thaa naa...!!!

aglay din se phir wohi life chaalu...
wohi gande mails forward karna, wohi messages, wohi template, wohi assignments...
saala itnaa mails forward kiya...itnaa mails forward kiya...
log samze mail server down hoyega...
bhoolneka hai bhoolneka hai per kya karega...!!!

training mil k bhi jab kaam nahi miltaa hai...
haa thoda bore huwa par chaltaa hai...

(phir ...? phir kya huwa..?)

fir ...?
fir kya...?

fir agale din appun ko aur ek log mila...!!!
shaappak...!!!

saala appun ka khopdi phir chakkar kha gaya...
computer ke saath dil saala phir takkar kha gayaa...!!!