Watch the lions being beaten up by brave buffalos!!Dramatic!!

Watch the lions being beaten up by brave buffalos!!Dramatic!!

a story of three men

One morning at a doctor surgery a patient arrives complaining of serious back-pain. The doctor examines him and asks him" OK, what happened to your back?"

The patient replies

"You know that I work for a local night club? This morning I got home to my apartment early and heard a noise in my bedroom. On entering I knew someone had been with my wife and the balcony door was open. I rushed out the balcony door and did not find anyone. As I looked down from the balcony I saw a man running out and he was dressing himself. I grabbed the fridge and threw it at him, That's how I strained my back"


The 2nd patient arrives looking as if he has been in a car wreck. The doctor said "My previous patient looked bad, but you look terrible. What the hell happened to you?" He replied,

"You know I have been unemployed for a while now .Today was the first day at my new job. I forgot to set my alarm and was running late. I was running out of the building, getting dressed at the same time, and you won't believe it but I was hit by a fridge."


The 3rd patient arrives; he looks even worse than the other two patients do. The doctor is shocked. Again asks, "What the hell happened to youuuuuu.... .?"

"Well I was sitting in a fridge & someone threw it from the 3rd floor"

Professor at IIMs explaining marketing concepts

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am
very rich. "Marry me!" - That's Direct Marketing"

2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: "He's very
rich. "Marry him." -That's Advertising"

3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her
telephone number. The next day, you call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich.
"Marry me - That's Telemarketing"

4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten
your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of
the car) for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride
and then say: "By the way, I'm rich. Will you "Marry Me?" - That's Public
Relations

5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and
says:"You are very rich! "Can you marry ! me?" - That's Brand Recognition

6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am
very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. -
"That's Customer Feedback"

7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am
very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband. - "That's
demand and supply gap"

8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you
say anything, another person come and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you
marry me?" and she
goes with him - "That's competition eating into your market share"

9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you
say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" your wife arrives. - "That's restriction for
entering new markets"

Bill Gates Meets His Programmer - Joke

Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stands over him and says, "Well Bill, I'm really confused on this one. It's a tough decision. I'm not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you helped society enormously by putting a computer in almost every home in America, yet you also created that ghastly Windows '95 among other indiscretions. I believe I'll do something I've never done before; I'll let you decide where you want to go."

Bill pushed up his glasses, looked up at God and replied, "Could you briefly explain the difference between the two?" Looking slightly puzzled, God said, "Better yet, why don't I let you visit both places briefly, then you can make your decision. Which do you choose to see first, Heaven or Hell?"

Bill played with his pocket protector for a moment, then looked back at God and said, "I think I'll try Hell first." So, with a flash of lightning and a cloud of smoke, Bill Gates went to Hell.

When he materialized in Hell, Bill looked around. It was beautiful and clean, a bit warm, with sandy beaches and tall mountains, clear skies, pristine water, and beautiful women frolicking about. A smile came across Bill's face as he took in a deep breath of the clean air. "This is great," he thought, "if this is Hell, I can't wait to see heaven."

Within seconds of his thought, another flash of lightning and a cloud of smoke appeared, and Bill was off to Heaven. Heaven was a place high above the clouds, where angels were drifting about playing their harps and singing in a beautiful chorus. It was a very nice place, Bill thought, but not as enticing as Hell.Bill looked up, yelled for God, told him his decision and was sent to Hell for eternity.

Time passed, and God decided to check on the late billionaire to see how he was progressing in Hell. When he got there, he found Bill Gates shackled to a wall in a dark cave amid bone thin men and tongues of fire, being burned and tortured by demons.

"So, how is everything going?" God asked.

Bill responded with a cracking voice filled with anguish and disappointment, "This is awful! It's nothing like the Hell I visited the first time!! I can't believe this is happening! What happened to the other place...with the beaches and the mountains and the beautiful women?"

"That was the demo," replied God.

Are you addicted to Computer

See How people are crazy over Computer? Are you One of them.

 

Abhishek Bachchan uncensored

It's Motorola Ad. It's good example how funny ad. Just watch it.

Fun With Amaron

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Munna bhai becomes software engineer

apun jaisay tappori s/w Engg. ko kya maalum...
saala programming kis chidiya ka naam hai...
template mein subclassing kar k apanaa time pass hota hai....
copy paste kaa kaam milta hai bas apun khush...!!!
fir ye coding kaa lafdaa locha kaiko?
aray kaiko ?
aray kaiko ray?

fir aik din boleto apun ko log mila.....
ya haaaaaaaaaa!!!!

saala apun ka khopdi chakkar kha gaya...
computer ke saath dil saala takkar kha gayaa...!!!

apun ko lagaa apun ka beda paar ho gaya...
boleto baap saala apun ko bhi kaam mil gaya...!!!

din bhar apun computer ke aagay...
koi lafdaa nahi kuch nahi...
teen din na Raghu se raada na Abbhi se pangaa
bass choop chaap...

apun kaa bhidulog saala dar gaya...
bola kya be "munna" saala tu bhi programmer ban gaya...!!!

phir aik din apun ko kaam karta daikh vikya bola...
ye mannu bhai kya coding bana rela hai baap...!!!
vikya ko pakdaa... bola idhar aa shaane tereko coding sikhata hai...
saale ko itnaa dhoya itnaa dhoyaa...
abhi tak thobdaa waakadaa hai ...
aur aaj tak uska forms ke saath chattis kaa aakdaa hai...!!!

samzaa ...?
samzaa...?
samzaaa naa...?

(fir ...? fir kya huwa..?)

fir aik din apun ne coding poora kar diya...
form poora kar k apun nay testing ko bhej diya...!!!
lagataa tha ab apun ka kaam khatam ho gaya...!!!
per DTS mein issues dekhake sala apun darr gaya...!!!

apun ke saamnay tester nay apun ki coding mein kaee galtiyaa nikaleen...
apun ki coding ki poori waat laga di....
apun udharich khadaa thaa...
par apun kuch nahi bola...
kaiko bolega?
kaiko...?

saala aik, aik kaam kiya thaa... us mein bhi itne bugs...!!
per apun aik ansoo nahi roya...
kaiko roye ga...?
kaiko..?

saala apunich yedaa thaa naa...!!!

aglay din se phir wohi life chaalu...
wohi gande mails forward karna, wohi messages, wohi template, wohi assignments...
saala itnaa mails forward kiya...itnaa mails forward kiya...
log samze mail server down hoyega...
bhoolneka hai bhoolneka hai per kya karega...!!!

training mil k bhi jab kaam nahi miltaa hai...
haa thoda bore huwa par chaltaa hai...

(phir ...? phir kya huwa..?)

fir ...?
fir kya...?

fir agale din appun ko aur ek log mila...!!!
shaappak...!!!

saala appun ka khopdi phir chakkar kha gaya...
computer ke saath dil saala phir takkar kha gayaa...!!!

Banta Singh to Bill Gates

Dear Mr Bill Gates,


This letter is from Banta Singh from Punjab.
We have bought a computer for our home and
we found problems, which I want
to bring to your notice. :)



1. After connecting to internet we planned to
open e-mail account and whenever we fill the form in Hotmail in the
password column, only ****** appears, but in the rest of the fields
whatever we typed appears, but we face this problem only in password
field. We checked with hardware vendor Santa Singh and he said that
there is no problem in keyboard. Because of this we open the e-mail
account with password *****. I request you to check this as we
ourselves do not know what the password is.

2. We are unable to enter anything after we
click the 'shut down ' button.

3.There is a 'start' button but there
is no "stop" button. We request you to check this.

4. We find there is 'Run' in the menu.One of my
friend clicked 'run ' has ran up to Amritsar! So, we request you to
change that to "sit", so that we can click that by sitting.

5. One doubt is that any 're-scooter' available
in system? As I find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.

6. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly.
My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot for tracing the
key with this ' find', but unable to trace. Is it a bug??

7. Every night I am not sleeping as i have to
protect my 'mouse' from CAT, So i suggest u to provide one DOG to kill
that cat.

8. Please confirm when u are going to
give me money for winning 'HEARTS' (playing cards in games) and when are u
coming to my home to collect your money.

9. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants
to learn 'Microsoft sentence', so when u will provide that?


10. Hey what is this, I brought computer, cpu, mouse and keypad,
but there is only one icon with 'MY Computer', what happened to the
remaining?

11. There is not even single photo of mine in
the 'MY Pictures'.. when u will keep my photo in that.


12. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what
about 'MICROSOFT HOME'

Please look in to the matter at the earliest.
Thanking you,
Banta Singh

Baby Kiss

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Funny Video of Alibaba And Chalis Chor. This is one of my favorite ad by Airtel.