Are you addicted to Computer

See How people are crazy over Computer? Are you One of them.

 

Abhishek Bachchan uncensored

It's Motorola Ad. It's good example how funny ad. Just watch it.

Fun With Amaron

What you think of this Video? Which Battery will you use Now!

Munna bhai becomes software engineer

apun jaisay tappori s/w Engg. ko kya maalum...
saala programming kis chidiya ka naam hai...
template mein subclassing kar k apanaa time pass hota hai....
copy paste kaa kaam milta hai bas apun khush...!!!
fir ye coding kaa lafdaa locha kaiko?
aray kaiko ?
aray kaiko ray?

fir aik din boleto apun ko log mila.....
ya haaaaaaaaaa!!!!

saala apun ka khopdi chakkar kha gaya...
computer ke saath dil saala takkar kha gayaa...!!!

apun ko lagaa apun ka beda paar ho gaya...
boleto baap saala apun ko bhi kaam mil gaya...!!!

din bhar apun computer ke aagay...
koi lafdaa nahi kuch nahi...
teen din na Raghu se raada na Abbhi se pangaa
bass choop chaap...

apun kaa bhidulog saala dar gaya...
bola kya be "munna" saala tu bhi programmer ban gaya...!!!

phir aik din apun ko kaam karta daikh vikya bola...
ye mannu bhai kya coding bana rela hai baap...!!!
vikya ko pakdaa... bola idhar aa shaane tereko coding sikhata hai...
saale ko itnaa dhoya itnaa dhoyaa...
abhi tak thobdaa waakadaa hai ...
aur aaj tak uska forms ke saath chattis kaa aakdaa hai...!!!

samzaa ...?
samzaa...?
samzaaa naa...?

(fir ...? fir kya huwa..?)

fir aik din apun ne coding poora kar diya...
form poora kar k apun nay testing ko bhej diya...!!!
lagataa tha ab apun ka kaam khatam ho gaya...!!!
per DTS mein issues dekhake sala apun darr gaya...!!!

apun ke saamnay tester nay apun ki coding mein kaee galtiyaa nikaleen...
apun ki coding ki poori waat laga di....
apun udharich khadaa thaa...
par apun kuch nahi bola...
kaiko bolega?
kaiko...?

saala aik, aik kaam kiya thaa... us mein bhi itne bugs...!!
per apun aik ansoo nahi roya...
kaiko roye ga...?
kaiko..?

saala apunich yedaa thaa naa...!!!

aglay din se phir wohi life chaalu...
wohi gande mails forward karna, wohi messages, wohi template, wohi assignments...
saala itnaa mails forward kiya...itnaa mails forward kiya...
log samze mail server down hoyega...
bhoolneka hai bhoolneka hai per kya karega...!!!

training mil k bhi jab kaam nahi miltaa hai...
haa thoda bore huwa par chaltaa hai...

(phir ...? phir kya huwa..?)

fir ...?
fir kya...?

fir agale din appun ko aur ek log mila...!!!
shaappak...!!!

saala appun ka khopdi phir chakkar kha gaya...
computer ke saath dil saala phir takkar kha gayaa...!!!

Banta Singh to Bill Gates

Dear Mr Bill Gates,


This letter is from Banta Singh from Punjab.
We have bought a computer for our home and
we found problems, which I want
to bring to your notice. :)



1. After connecting to internet we planned to
open e-mail account and whenever we fill the form in Hotmail in the
password column, only ****** appears, but in the rest of the fields
whatever we typed appears, but we face this problem only in password
field. We checked with hardware vendor Santa Singh and he said that
there is no problem in keyboard. Because of this we open the e-mail
account with password *****. I request you to check this as we
ourselves do not know what the password is.

2. We are unable to enter anything after we
click the 'shut down ' button.

3.There is a 'start' button but there
is no "stop" button. We request you to check this.

4. We find there is 'Run' in the menu.One of my
friend clicked 'run ' has ran up to Amritsar! So, we request you to
change that to "sit", so that we can click that by sitting.

5. One doubt is that any 're-scooter' available
in system? As I find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.

6. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly.
My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot for tracing the
key with this ' find', but unable to trace. Is it a bug??

7. Every night I am not sleeping as i have to
protect my 'mouse' from CAT, So i suggest u to provide one DOG to kill
that cat.

8. Please confirm when u are going to
give me money for winning 'HEARTS' (playing cards in games) and when are u
coming to my home to collect your money.

9. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants
to learn 'Microsoft sentence', so when u will provide that?


10. Hey what is this, I brought computer, cpu, mouse and keypad,
but there is only one icon with 'MY Computer', what happened to the
remaining?

11. There is not even single photo of mine in
the 'MY Pictures'.. when u will keep my photo in that.


12. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what
about 'MICROSOFT HOME'

Please look in to the matter at the earliest.
Thanking you,
Banta Singh

Baby Kiss

Have you ever imagined any Baby Kiss

Funny Video of Alibaba And Chalis Chor. This is one of my favorite ad by Airtel.